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Cursed Child nonsense

dracasadiablo wrote in deathtocapslock Aug 23, 2016 19:52

I know that there are some excellent snarky Cursed Child sporking, reviews and reactions already. And I fully plan to read them and comment on them. But I wanted to wait until I read the blasted Cursed Child thing ( Read more... )

wizarding psychology, tolerance, ministry, cursed child, it's okay if a gryffindor does it, jk rowling, harry potter, hermione, wizarding world, muggles, morality, author: dracasadiablo

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Harry Potter Abridged! DH Epilogue!

sweettalkeress wrote in deathtocapslock Sep 02, 2015 22:00

( Read the epilogue of the LAST BOOK IN THE SERIES!!! )

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Harry Potter Abridged! DH Chapter 35

sweettalkeress wrote in deathtocapslock Aug 29, 2015 22:41

Might as well continue this sequence.

( Read Chapter 35 )

manipulation, sacrifice, invisibility cloak, hallows, author: sweettalkeress, dh, dark magic, albus dumbledore, double standards, secrets and lies, harrycrux, abridged: dh, magical artifacts, likely stories, it's okay if a gryffindor does it, broken aesop, knave or fool, immortality, dark lords, favoritism, family, devices, abridged, questions, humor, morality

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Harry Potter Abridged! DH Chapter 33

sweettalkeress wrote in deathtocapslock Aug 28, 2015 00:01

The moment we've all been waiting for--the story of SNAPE!

( Snape, Snape, Severus Snape... )

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Harry Potter Abridged! DH Chapter 30

sweettalkeress wrote in deathtocapslock Aug 22, 2015 20:03

Snape: Good day, ladies and gentlemen! I know, I know-it’s been a long book without my awesomeness gracing the pages, but rest assured-from now on things will be better! This chapter will be from my perspective! Ahaha--! [Pause] What’s that? You said…I’m only in one scene of this entire chapter?! [Pause] And it’s really stupid?! [Pause] But my name ( Read more... )

death eaters, mcgonagall, luna lovegood, hogwarts staff, author: sweettalkeress, dh, severus snape, unforgivable curses, abridged: dh, likely stories, it's okay if a gryffindor does it, broken aesop, friendship, family, abridged, humor, morality

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Harry Potter Abridged! DH Chapter 29

sweettalkeress wrote in deathtocapslock Aug 21, 2015 17:25

Harry: Navel! It’s you! It’s really you!

Neville: FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAME IS NOT NAVEL! Seriously! Everyone at Hogwarts calls me by my proper name now!

( Read Chapter 29 )

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Harry Potter Abridged! DH Chapter 26

sweettalkeress wrote in deathtocapslock Aug 16, 2015 10:46

[For the attempted break-in of Gringotts, they decide Hermione will be Polyjuiced to look like Bellatrix]

Hermione: I really hate that I have to go as the woman who tortured me.

Harry: Well, look on the bright side-it’s only for one chapter.

Hermione: I can already tell it’s going to be a long chapter.

( Read Chapter 26 )

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Harry Potter Abridged! DH Chapter 25

sweettalkeress wrote in deathtocapslock Aug 15, 2015 20:06

[Harry and co. spend the next few days at Shell Cottage with Bill and Fleur]

( Read Chapter 25 )

goblins, wizarding psychology, author: sweettalkeress, wizarding world, dh, sword of gryffindor, double standards, bigotry, abridged: dh, culture, it's okay if a gryffindor does it, broken aesop, racism, devices, abridged, humor

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Harry Potter Abridged! DH Chapter 24

sweettalkeress wrote in deathtocapslock Aug 04, 2015 12:34

Hey, it's my birthday! Have another one of these!

( Read Chapter 24 )

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Harry Potter Abridged! DH Chapter 12

sweettalkeress wrote in deathtocapslock Jul 05, 2015 23:00

[One day, Harry goes out to get the newspaper, which reveals that Snape has been made Headmaster of Hogwarts!]

( Read Chapter 12 )

pureblood culture, dolores umbridge, abridged: dh, death eaters, manipulation, it's okay if a gryffindor does it, dark lords, author: sweettalkeress, wizarding world, dh, devices, abridged, humor, secrets and lies, severus snape

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